GAY SEX in WLHS⁉️⁉️⁉️

What the fuck 🔥🔥 GAY SEX inside of WEST LINN HIGH SCHOOL⁉️⁉️🗣️🗣️🫃

Aight, so I pull up to class in that new whip, feeling like a king, when suddenly I feel a warm, wet sensation in my tighty whiteys. My ASS is leaking like a FAUCET. So then i run as fast as I can down to the bathroom before there is shit all over the floor and down my legs. 🗣️🗣️

I bust in the stall, ready to blow that bitch up, and what do I see? Two straight-up jocks 🏈, all buff and shit, moaning and grunting like a couple of pigs 🐷. They’re shitting all over each other’s cocks like it’s their job, and the smell is so bad 😫 I almost pass out. I’m like, “Wtf is this, a gay porno in here?”

But here’s the kicker: this shit happens every damn day, 24/7, even on snow days 🌨️. Those gay ass jocks are like, “Oh, we’re just taking a dump, bro,” but really, they’re taking turns ramming each other’s asses like they’re trying to set a world record. 😭🙏

So I’m sitting there, trying to take a shit, but now I’m just grossed out and laughing my ass off. I mean, who gets pregnant from a cum-covered cock in a bathroom stall? Only in this crazy-ass school, right? Okay, wait, I might need some of shit too.

Got some, and now the real tragedy here is my ass. It’s so stretched out now that I could probably fit a whole fucking circus in there. I’m talking clowns, acrobats, the whole nine yards. I’m pretty sure I could even fit a small elephant up there if I tried. 🐘🐘🔥🔥

And the cherry on top? Now I’m in a wheelchair 🦽, and the only thing I got out of this whole ordeal is the knowledge that Donald Trump’s asshole is tighter than a drum. I mean, who even thinks about that shit? But here we are, in the bathroom of all places, and now I’m the one with the stretched-out ass and a wheelchair to match.

Oauughhh yesss Donny T. I need more of that ASSS

So yeah, that’s my tale of bathroom horror and unexpected gay porn. Who the fuck was gonna tell me that the bathroom high school could be such a wild ride? 😭🙏

And just when I thought it couldn’t get any worse, I realize that this is all part of some bigger plan. Maybe it’s a test, or maybe it’s just the universe’s way of saying, “You’re welcome.” Either way, I’m taking it as a sign to embrace the crazy and keep on hauling my FAT ass to the gay porn recordings. 🫃

Because at the end of the day, life is what you make it, and I’m choosing to see the humor in all of this. And the cum. So here’s to the jocks, the shits, and the ASSHOLES- may we all find our inner strength and inner boner and laugh in the face of straight cisgender people. 🗣️